October 2008
A brief digression on matters of lost time ( John Hodgman )
typewriters
To put [undecided voters] in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The...
– Undecided by David Sedaris in The New Yorker. When polling undecided voters in central PA tomorrow, I’ll be sure to ask, “Do you want chicken or a pile of shit, honey?” (via elisha)
Where’s my favorite place to crop dust? On a crowded escalator.
If any of you aren’t watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia on a regular basis, you need to change your ways. This show has single-handedly restored my faith in humanity. If it is possible for mankind to create this show, then I have to believe it’s possible that Mr. Joe Sixpack might actually figure out one day that Republican Politicians say one thing to voters during...
Welcome to the faith-based economy (LINK) →
Last week as I listened, along with many other Americans and others around the world, to President Bush’s most recent effort to reassure us about the current economic meltdown I had a “Road to Damascus” moment. It happened as I heard Bush repeat the word “faith”: faith in America’s institutions, faith in its workers, faith in capitalism, faith in our capacity to survive other disasters (such as...
My Favorite Debate Moment
geezush:
This says exactly what I feel in a way that I can’t express because I’m too frustrated.
via dangurewitch:
MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a scripted answer for a given question, instead choosing to talk about taxes and energy during completely unrelated discussions about mortgages and health care, perhaps you’d like to take a moment...
Palin
Alaska Palin should never had made it past the city council. Stick to organizing church potlucks.